December 2010
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Survival 2019
“In 2019, tampon jackets will be essential protective gear.  They are worn to keep safe from airborne viruses brought on by menstrual blood.  Paper dust-masks are also worn, umbrellas are carried and sunglasses are never removed.” I realised I am probably the only one who thinks my Tumblr name is the least bit interesting.
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 27th
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“He’d make a crack in the top of the skull with a…. what’s that...”
– Jacking Auf I still want to read a novel about someone with a brain fetish. :(
Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 24th
“Are you a. mad, b. possessed, or c. just plain wicked?”
– A letter from my dad’s mum to my dad, following his decision to leave the Jehovah’s Witnesses
Dec 24th
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Dec 23rd
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JUST KIDDING
Apparently I am too cool* an employee to be lost! *stop drawing bleeding vaginas while you’re calling and coming in 10 minutes late every fucking day
Dec 22nd
I GOT FIRED.
THE DAY BEFORE A MASSIVE DOCTOR’S APPOINTMENT WHICH WILL COST OVER $200. FEEL FREE TO GIVE ME MONEY.
Dec 21st
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Dec 20th
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Dec 19th
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Dec 19th
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Dec 18th
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Dec 18th
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Dec 14th
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Dec 12th
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“the fact that by nature, his existence is unprovable TELLS YOU A LOT LIKE...”
– James Harvey, on God
Dec 11th
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Dec 9th
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Dec 5th
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Dec 4th
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"Haters"
tropigalia: fatshopaholic: Folks always talking about their “haters” and how they are all bored with no life, but has anyone ever admitted to being a hater? Who are these people?  i am definitely a hater
Dec 4th
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Dec 2nd
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Dec 2nd
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